Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I have a reading level above third grade

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Why do some women squirt and some don't?

I don’t buy bullshit

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

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I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Im a 14 year old girl who doesnt want to wear a hijab but my parents force me to wear one. It makes me dislike it more. Im not ready for one no matter what people say and they get really mad at me. I have bad grades and no motivation. What do I do?

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I have complete contempt for fakery

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

I don’t cotton to rapists

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

— we are metamorphosing!

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I see through liars

Why does monistat lose effectiveness over time for individuals with chronic or recurrent vaginosis or yeast infections?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I can read

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

I understand how hurricane paths work

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Have you made a female relative or friend squirt?

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

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I actually pay taxes

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I can count

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup